February 2012
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I'm flying to London in 3 weeks
Your argument is invalid.
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Fuck it, I'm spiking my drink and going to class.
It’s just been one of those days.
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Me: Anikan is so hot in the third movie. I'm not even bothered by his metal arm.
Jenny: Yeah, it's because he's damaged. You love damaged men.
Me: He can damage me.
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I've just discovered that cooking oatmeal with...
The more you know.
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I just caught myself talking in my sleep.
I hate when I do that. It can be so embarrassing. :(
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Bethany Frankel said that having sex 2-3 times a...
Matt should be thankful that I’m not Bethany Frankel. You’d think for how much of her Skinny Girl she drinks, she’d always want to get laid. Drunk sex is great sex.
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Watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta with my...
Housewife: I hate ants and ugly people.
Us: lolwat
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There are the cutest pair of twins in my biology...
They are constantly doing the same thing. This morning they were both drinking Cherry Coke and each of them has their own packet of donuts (which are identical as well.)
I want to be a twin
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I love how some Europeans are complaining about...
It’s funny because on virtually every day Wisconsin has been colder. On top of that, this is a “warm” winter for us. Yesterday it was -10 Celsius and that was relatively warm for this time of the year. It has historically reached -31 degrees Celsius. Yes, Celsius.
http://www.weather.com/weather/monthly/54701